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Sailor Dave
Subject David Lim Rither
Height 5'7"
Birth date April 6, 1983
Last known location out and about


Assignment Construct "Death Ray" on remote island off Pacific Coast
Weapon of choice Kung-fu
Status His true motive is to seclude himself from society so that he may remain unwed and win his bet with H. Lynn; also, his kung-fu is strong


Favorites

Music Radiohead, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dave Matthews Band, Five O'Clock People, the Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against the Machine, Dashboard Confessional, Fiona Apple, and Mandalay
Reading Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, 1984 by George Orwell, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, the Problem of Pain and the Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis, Walden by Henry David Thoreau, Smell of Apples by Mark Behr, No-No Boy by John Okada, Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Kingdom Come (DC graphic novel), Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind by Hayao Miyazaki, and My Name Is Asher Lev by Chaim Potok
Movies Traffic, Fight Club, Amelie, The Boondock Saints, The Lord of the Rings, the Lion King, Princess Mononoke, Moulin Rouge, Chasing Amy, and Good Will Hunting
Quotes "A true friend stabs you in the front."     - Oscar Wilde
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."     - Albert Einstein
Web sites www.penny-arcade.com, www.megatokyo.com, and www.brunching.com
Games/Activities Reading, writing, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Super Smash Bros. Melee, StarCraft, and Kung Fu


Contact Information (TOP SECRET)

E-mail ritherd@spu.edu
AIM Screen name Enigmatik000


Sailor Dave was also kind enough to share with us some of his fears.

Only two things in this world frighten me: cannibalistic pigmy demons that want nothing more than to play hacky sack with my testicles and that I'll die of suspense before all three Lord of the Rings movies are released.


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Awards


Bishop's Runner's-Up Medal