Sailor Dave plots a raid on someone's French fries
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Sailor Dave
| Subject |
David Lim Rither |
| Height |
5'7" |
| Birth date |
April 6, 1983 |
| Last known location |
out and about |
| Assignment |
Construct "Death Ray" on remote island off Pacific Coast |
| Weapon of choice |
Kung-fu |
| Status |
His true motive is to seclude himself from society so that he may remain unwed and win his bet with H. Lynn; also, his kung-fu is strong |
Favorites
| Music |
Radiohead, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Dave Matthews Band, Five O'Clock People, the Smashing Pumpkins, Rage Against the Machine, Dashboard Confessional, Fiona Apple, and Mandalay |
| Reading |
Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk, 1984 by George Orwell, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, the Problem of Pain and the Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis, Walden by Henry David Thoreau, Smell of Apples by Mark Behr, No-No Boy by John Okada, Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Kingdom Come (DC graphic novel), Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind by Hayao Miyazaki, and My Name Is Asher Lev by Chaim Potok |
| Movies |
Traffic, Fight Club, Amelie, The Boondock Saints, The Lord of the Rings, the Lion King, Princess Mononoke, Moulin Rouge, Chasing Amy, and Good Will Hunting |
| Quotes |
"A true friend stabs you in the front." - Oscar Wilde
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein |
| Web sites |
www.penny-arcade.com, www.megatokyo.com, and www.brunching.com |
| Games/Activities |
Reading, writing, Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Super Smash Bros. Melee, StarCraft, and Kung Fu |
Contact Information (TOP SECRET)
| E-mail |
ritherd@spu.edu |
| AIM Screen name |
Enigmatik000 |
Sailor Dave was also kind enough to share with us some of his fears.
Only two things in this world frighten me: cannibalistic pigmy demons that want nothing more than to play hacky sack with my testicles and that I'll die of suspense before all three Lord of the Rings movies are released.
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Awards
Bishop's Runner's-Up Medal
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