Subject	Bryan Edward Schubert
Height	6'2"
Birth date	October 14, 1982
Last known location	"The hotel" aka Honors Hall

Assignment	Lower the self-esteem of American teenage girls by constant rejection
Weapon of choice	Razor-sharp tongue
Status	Training himself in the ways of karate Should be eliminated before he becomes a bigger threat

Favorites

Music	Emo, punk, and Brit-pop
Reading	Life After God, by Douglas Coupland
Movie	American Psycho
Quote	"Call no man happy till he is dead."     - Aeschylus, from "Agamemnon"
Game	Bowling

Sir Scu was also nice enough to provide us with this little bit of wisdom.  Take it in and enjoy!

"I have nothing against life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. However, horseshoe crabs should be denied these basic rights because they creep me out."