Subject	Joshua William Dunnivent
Height	6'3"
Birth date	October 22, 1982
Last known location	Physical Education Building Room 145, Washington State University

Assignment	Create a race of super humans fit to rule Madagascar
Weapon of choice	His bare hands
Status	His own body should be considered a deadly weapon Only known weakness: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Favorites

Music	Nine Inch Nails, Tool, and A Perfect Circle
Reading	Anything by Orson Scott Card or Chuck Palahniuk, Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien
Movies	Fight Club, SLC Punk, Yellow Submarine, and Pi
Quote	"Not all who wander are lost."     - J.R.R. Tolkien
Web site	www.penny-arcade.com, www.brunching.com, and www.happypencil.com
Activities/Games	Kyokushinkai Karate, Magic: The Gathering, and Dungeons & Dragons

Contact Information (TOP SECRET)

AIM Screen name

SpaceMonkey09258

The D has cracked the message!  Here is the original with the translation.

Catapultam habeo.
    I have a catapult.
Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
    If you will not give me all the money, I will fling a giant rock at your head.
Furnulum pani nolo.
    I don't want a toaster.
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur!
    Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
    I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Die dulci fruere.
    Have a nice day.